TRUE STORY:
As I was fetching my morning cup o' joe at the local DD (we islanders don't have the luxury of an au bon pain like SOME people i know), a woman caught my attention. She wasn't young.. i'd say about mid 40's easily. Miss to-do was wearing a black bra underneath a wrinkled white, long-sleeved shirt. Of course, judging from the state of her nipples it was 'nippy' outside (what a horrible pun.. spank me please).
Anyway, miss thang orders a vanilalata oocachaca latte tatta whatever the f***(i'm a plain jane french vanilla bitch myself). I swoop up my grub and am on my way out when suddenly I hear "F**K!!" and a slew of other curses fired in rapid succession. Miss know it all tried to grab her coochie toochie latty and donut in one hand while carting god knows what in the other... and spilled her drink.. all over herself.
The growing army of construction workers on the line behind miss thang immediately rushed to her aid. She was blotting her shirt with napkins gently when this young kid (couldn't have been more than 5) cried out "look mah, she got coffee on her titties!"
Don't ask why. That was the highlight of my day.
Oh... and I found thirteen cents in the parking lot of dunkin donuts.. GO MEEE
1 comment:
Hey, I randomly stumbled upon your blog (and no, I'm not a blog-spammer, although so many spams start out that way), and I think your coffee-on-titties story is just really funny.
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