Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Haiku for Charlie

Oh Charlie Sheen.. what happened to you, dear boy?
You were once so strong, so virile... love got to you, didn't it?
People need to stop bashing him- this tuff guy needs a little slack considering he beat addictions to get with his (bleep-obscenity-here) faced soon to be ex wife. Quel Dommage.

Here's a crusty Haiku- fresh outta-my-head at 5:36am for Chucky Estevez (uhh... I mean Sheen):

born free above all
to smack and shove them in style
women run the wild

Ok. End sympathy here. Read allegations HERE. I guess you get what you bargain for. Denise should have known better considering her man was a regular customer of Heidi Fleiss and all. And Charlie's got all these women around him... three daughters for cryin' out loud!!! Some chicks just never learn (pauvre Denise!!)

Or perhaps she's just filling in the size seven stillettos of former rock 80's partygirl Locklear? I think she looked her best in TJ Hooker . I tell ya, Something was passed along inside that kiss in Spin City. (If you want to know more about those kinds of kisses on TV, click HERE)

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